To give you an idea of where this Sarah Palin-Glen Rice thing is going (the two allegedly had a one-high stand in 1987, according to a new book by Joe McGinniss, as reported by the National Enquirer), here’s Morning Buzz co-host Andy Campbell having a bit of fun with the news:
“A tell-all book coming out next week claims that not only did Sarah Palin do cocaine, but that she also had a thang for chocolate. Back in her sports reporting days in the ’80s, she reportedly had a steamy hookup with then-college b-baller turned pro start Glen Rice. He was in town for a tourney, and it was just a few months before she eloped with her hubby Todd. But after she got married the book again claims she hooked up with Todd’s business partner. Palin says she can almost see the libel lawsuits from her house.”
In case you haven’t seen it, Morning Buzz is a syndicated breakfast TV show that purports to be a hipper version of traditional morning fare such as TODAY and Good Morning America, skewing toward younger viewers. Even so, isn’t “a thang for chocolate” a bit much?
Speaking of a bit much, check out these graphs from the New York Daily News:
[Palin and Rice's] one-night stand over Thanksgiving weekend 1987 reportedly occurred in the dorm room of Palin’s kid sister at the University of Alaska Anchorage.
Palin was described by a friend as the aggressor, with the pal reporting “she hauled his ass down,” the Enquirer said.
(Shudder).
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Man on the news: Sarah Palin may have had ‘a thang for chocolate’ [SportsGrid]
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- skids003 - Sep 14, 2011 at 4:17 PM
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Really Rick. And this has to do with sports how?
Dig us up something on Pelosi or B. Boxer, that would be fair and honest journalism then.
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- Dirty D Fo - Sep 14, 2011 at 9:40 PM
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I… have nothing. I want so bad to leave a comment… But… I just can’t seem to think of anything witty enough.
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- trbowman - Sep 14, 2011 at 11:18 PM
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lol, lucky.
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- malcolmkyle - Sep 15, 2011 at 7:21 AM
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* A rather large majority of people (including hockey moms with guns & lovers) will always feel the need to use drugs, such as cocaine, heroin, opium, nicotine, amphetamines, alcohol, sugar, or caffeine.
* Just as it was impossible to prevent alcohol from being produced and used in the U.S. in the 1920s, so too, it is equally impossible to prevent any of the aforementioned drugs from being produced and widely used by all those average hockey moms who desire to do so.
* Due to Prohibition (historically proven to be an utter failure at every level), the availability of most of these mood-altering drugs has become so universal and unfettered, that in any city of the civilized world, any one of us would be able to procure practically any drug we wish within an hour.
* The massive majority of people who use drugs do so recreationally – getting high at the weekend with their extramarital lovers then up in their helicopters hunting animals the rest of the week.
* A small minority of people will always experience drug use as problematic.
* Throughout history, the prohibition of any mind-altering substance has always exploded usage rates, overcrowded jails, fueled organized crime, created rampant corruption of law-enforcement – even whole governments, while inducing an incalculable amount of suffering and death.
* The involvement of the CIA in running Heroin from Vietnam, Southeast Asia and Afghanistan and Cocaine from Central America has been well documented by the 1989 Kerry Committee report, academic researchers Alfred McCoy and Peter Dale Scott, and the late journalist Gary Webb.
* It’s not even possible to keep drugs out of prisons or out of reach of hypocrite politicians but prohibitionists wish to waste hundreds of billions of our money in an utterly futile attempt to keep them off our streets.
* Prohibition kills more people and ruins more lives than the prohibited drugs have ever done.
* The United States jails a larger percentage of it’s own citizens than any other country in the world, including those run by the worst totalitarian regimes.
* The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it.
- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) American editor, essayist and philologist.* In The Land Formally Known As Free, all citizens have been stripped of their 4th amendment rights and are now totally subordinate to a corporatized, despotic government with a heavily armed and corrupt, militarized police force whose often deadly intrusions into their homes and lives are condoned by an equally corrupt, spineless and reprobate judiciary.
* The United States re-legalized certain drug use in 1933. The drug was alcohol, and the 21st amendment re-legalized its production, distribution and sale. Both alcohol consumption and violent crime dropped immediately as a result, and, very soon after, the American economy climbed out of that same prohibition engendered abyss into which it had previously been pushed.
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they’ve tried everything else.”
- Winston Churchill
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- maverickartistvictorhugo - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:59 PM
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Rumor has it Sarah Palin smoked weed with Crackhead Jesus & Bonghit Buddha after going down on Glen Rice.
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- maverickartistvictorhugo - Sep 15, 2011 at 2:01 PM
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Crackhead Jesus, Michelle Bachman & Sarah Palin are apparently hot for Jesus too.
