Aug 31, 2011, 11:10 AM EDT
Let those among us who have never ran naked through the Bristol Motor Speedway parking lot during Irwin Tools Night while in possession of a wild raccoon cast the first stone. It happened on Saturday in Bristol, Tenn., as Joshua Greene, 27, of West Virginia, was arrested for streaking in a crowded parking lot adjacent to the race track.
Police were able to chase Greene and caught up with him in a nearby neighborhood. As police charged him, they discovered a wild animal in his car. “With that we also [found that] he and a companion were in possession of a raccoon,” said Matt Austin, Bristol, Tenn. police.
Police called in Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency to help with the furry situation. “They said his girlfriend rescued it from a park, but as far as where it actually came from, we couldn’t really say for sure,” Austin said.
Greene is facing charges of public intoxication, indecent exposure, and some additional charges placed by the TWRA.
Well if nothing else, at least we now have our next Will Ferrell-John C. Reilly movie.
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