Wakeup Call: Your world was just destroyed … Derek Jeter, Minka Kelly call it quits

It’s been a while since Derek Jeter got an upgrade in the girlfriend department, so he figured it was about time to release Minka Kelly back into the wild. Yes, your world crumbles around your shoulders as you learn that the Yankees’ Fun Couple have split, reportedly on friendly terms (which is no fun). They had been dating for three years, as if you didn’t know. It was the People Magazine wedding cover that was not to be. (Sad violin).

Or maybe she kicked him out. I don’t know — they haven’t been returning my emails.

Kelly has just been cast in the new Charlie’s Angels film, the first remake ever of a Drew Barrymore movie. (Sadder violin).

Meanwhile, Hardball Talk speculates on who Jeter may have on deck.

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while enjoying the show at Java Juggs …

• ESPN’s photo illustration of a Caucasian Michael Vick overshadows any point the author of the actual article was trying to make.

• Glove? Robert Andino don’t need no stinkin’ glove (from Wednesday night).

• Bill Walton makes a LeBron James/Delone West joke on Twitter? Oh no.

• B-Boy McCoy is great, but notice the horrified looks on these Rangers fans as this sideline reporter attempts to dance.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

The gayest gay pride parade of all time is still less gay than today’s Mark Trail.