Aug 24, 2011, 4:40 PM EDT
[Rumors & Rants] As we’ve seen throughout the Middle East this past spring and summer, Twitter users will risk anything to thwart tyranny and oppression. Surely with that in mind, Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison grandly announced his return to Major League Baseball last night.
Morrison was inexplicably sent to Triple-A New Orleans on August 13, in what most believe was a move by the Marlins brass to send a message to their young star about his behavior. Specifically his behavior on Twitter.
Last night Morrison tweeted his return to the masses:
“6pm flight to FLL. The Boogeyman is back!”
We’re sure that will endear himself to management.
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