Sorry Kris Humphries, you weren’t important enough to make the People Magazine wedding cover

Hmm, someone seems to be absent from this People Magazine cover. I know there was a wedding, and there’s Kim Kardashian. But someone else was there … an athlete, I think … ah, never mind. It will come to me eventually. From the People article:

“It was like we were in heaven,” Kardashian tells this week’s PEOPLE in a cover story with an exclusive wedding photo album.

Adds Humphries: “I’m going to remember how perfect it was.”

That’s it! Kris Humphries! You know, plays for the New Jersey Nets? Although he’s now unemployed …

Wearing a custom-designed Vera Wang ball gown, Kardashian, 30, says she “felt like a princess.”

But, she adds, “Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other.”

Not according to this cover.

In OK Weekly’s 2009 Khloe Kardashian wedding cover, at least Lamar Odom was allowed to peek in from the back of the group.

From Yahoo:

The magazine’s assistant editor, Jen Garcia, seized the opportunity to defend the decision Wednesday morning, telling “Access Hollywood Live” (via The Hollywood Reporter), “We sorted through thousands of pictures.” To which guest co-host Arsenio Hall replied, “… Looking for ones that didn’t have Kris?”

“That’s not true!” Garcia responded, adding: “It’s all about the bride. We wanted her. It’s her day, we wanted her on the cover. He’s got a little height on her. It’s kind of tough to get them in the (same) shot.”

To even things out, a photo of Humphries by himself in a tux will run in this month’s issue of Cigar Aficionado.

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Kim Kardashian: ‘It Was Like We Were in Heaven’ [People Magazine]