In case you didn’t know, Sharon Sacks, the wedding planner for the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials, just said this: “Kim and Kris’s wedding is going to be the wedding of the century. There will be things happening at this wedding that have never happened before … ever.” Yeah, that’s what they said about the new Transformers movie, too. Anyway, you’ll have to tell Donald Trump what happens, because he tossed his invite in the recycling bin. (Yes, in my imagination, Donald Trump recycles).
Trump and his wife, Melania, were invited to Kim Kardashian’s wedding to NBA player Kris Humphries this weekend near Santa Barbara, Calif. But the real estate titan has passed in order to play golf.
The New York Post reports The Donald will play in the championship tournament tomorrow at his Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
However Venus and Serena Williams will be there. As will Justin Bieber. Reconsidering now, aren’t you Donald?
The wedding is Saturday, as if you didn’t know, but don’t sweat it if you haven’t yet received your invitation. Obviously you’re being invited to the Second Wedding Celebration, to be held 10 days later in New York.
Then, suddenly, this quote happened:
Sacks even goes so far as to claim that Kim’s wedding will be “beyond” Prince William and Kate Middleton’s royal wedding, due to its personal nature.
“Kim and Kris’s wedding will be the royal wedding of the century,” Sacks says. ” … because it’s Kim and Kris, they [viewers] live with Kim all the time and now they’re going to her wedding. Kim is unbelievable to work with, she is warm and loving and kind and family and when I’m with her I feel her.”
Hmm.
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Donald Trump snubs Kim Kardashian to play golf [The Dish]
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- goforthanddie - Aug 19, 2011 at 3:44 PM
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“when I’m with her I feel her”
You feel everybody else she’s “felt” too. Enjoy your STDs.
