This guy really likes Knox City Greyhounds high school football (video)

Knox City may be a tiny town in north Texas (just north of Abilene), but their high school has a big football supporter. Passion (and gravy) ooze from every pore of this portly superfan, who claims that the Greyhounds are the greatest team in Texas. Even though Knox City is so small it plays six-man football.  Imagine how excited he’d be if they played 11-man.

Brought to my attention by Dallas’ own Lew Patton, and later I found out that Jimmy Kimmel is a big fan — he’s tweeted the video. Knox City, this is your moment!

Brilliant features:

Video includes several jump cuts, including some while he’s in mid-sentence.

His Knox City Greyhounds t-shirt was in the wash, apparently.

Is visibly winded by the 3:00 mark.

His YouTube user name is divalover159.

Seems to have trouble pronouncing some of the players’ names.

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