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Worse ESPYs fashion disaster: Eric Maynor’s shoes or Brian Wilson’s spandex tux?

Jul 14, 2011, 11:02 AM EDT

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I grew up near San Francisco, so neither of these things bother me that much. Likewise if you live in certain parts of Los Angeles, you can see stranger stuff every day while walking to the store. But people in the Midwest must have been questioning their belief in God when first Eric Maynor of the Oklahoma City Thunder, and then the Giants’ Brian Wilson strutted their stuff on the red carpet at the ESPY Awards on Wednesday.

The question is, which of these choices most offended the Fashion Gods? The shoes resemble something a Spider-Man villain might where (I’m thinking The Lizard). Or, you know, if the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz were gay.

And Wilson’s Spandex body tuxedo? Just thank The Maker that Prince Fielder wasn’t wearing it.

Also, this just in: Serena Williams has a crush on Justin Bieber.

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Thunder Guard Eric Maynor Wears The Worst Shoes In The History Of Shoes [Ted Williams Head]
Brian Wilson’s Spandex Tuxedo At ESPYs [Huffington Post]

  1. giantsblow - Jul 15, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    This guy is a weirdo and degenerate !

    Disrespectful to the ESTPY Awards…………….

    Obviously needs attention…..

    Wanna be

    YO…wilson …You ain’t NO MO RIVERA CHUMP!

  2. giantsblow - Jul 15, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    whoops ESPY