The lockout is making players crazy: Joe Flacco makes wedding party play with him since the Ravens won’t

Jul 8, 2011, 4:24 PM EDT

Tired of waiting around for suits who whine about money, Joe Flacco had his young ‘unibrown friendly’ bride and large cache of groomsmen pose as if they were the Baltimore Ravens. He has his bride-to-be stationed at center, presumably for the opportunity to graze her butt with his hand. Matt Birk must feel so cheated on right now.

Flacco married his longtime girlfriend, Dana Grady, in Philadelphia, according to the quarterback’s father. The wedding also took place in the same church where Flacco’s parents tied the knot.

Flacco and Grady have been dating for nine years after they started going out at the end of his senior year of Audubon (N.J.) High School.

The rest of the wedding party needs to go back to Pee Wee Football and learn some fundamentals because they’re a giant mess. What position do the two guys on the right think they’re playing? Foreign affairs agent? And their left tackle is displaying the worst three point stance I’ve ever seen. It’s as if he’s posing for a picture. Jared Allen’s going to eat him alive. Who’s Joe going to throw to? How’s his bride going to get that bouquet of flowers through her legs? The dress is too big. This unit needs a massive coaching overhaul.

Also, nobody’s paying attention to Joe’s audible. Now Joe can only hope the defense never shows up.

You can see more ‘adorable’ shots from Flacco’s wedding right here.