Halftime shows at college football games are boring, but they don’t have to be. Not since the invention of this, the flame trombone. Made from plumbing, torch and compressed air parts, it has a 21-foot range with the fireball, and is actually a working trombone, although the only one in existence with a recoil.
All we’re waiting for are the guys with the fire trumpet and the burning tuba, and we’ve got ourselves a pretty bad-ass marching band.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while sipping your 48-ounce martini …
- Here’s a slideshow of hot tennis stars. No problem, you’re welcome.
- It’s the man who hasn’t washed himself or cut his hair in 37 years. Sorry ladies, he’s married.
- Mark Cuban files the best response to a lawsuit ever.
- The outtakes from this Best Buy commercial with Kemba Walker are better than the finished product.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Meanwhile, Mark is on the beach finishing off his 48-ounce margarita.
