Wait, there can be no satisfactory explanation, can there? Caution: clicking on this link will reveal a huge amount of guy butt, with a picture of Dirk Nowitzki’s head on said body part. No matter how you explain this one, it’s just four different kinds of wrong. But go ahead, dude. Give it a shot.
The inspiration came from being a huge Dirk fan, obviously. Knowing how much Dirk wanted this championship and the struggles he has been through with this team for the past 13 years made me want this championship for him more than I’ve wanted any other sports championship. Once they got to the Finals, especially against the Miami Heat, I may have got a little too excited and posted on Facebook that I would get Dirk’s face tatted on my ass if they won it all. I got quite a few comments back from friends, so I knew that if they did win it all I would kind of have to do it. When Dirk lifted the Larry O’Brien and the MVP trophy it was the greatest sports moment of my life. I sports-cried, called a high school friend that does tattoos and have been on a Dallas Mavericks championship high ever since. Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man’s face for the rest of my life. — The Mixmaster.
Why do I have a feeling that one day this tattoo will be known as “Prosecution evidence exhibit A”?
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Why I Got This Tattoo of Dirk Nowitzki On My Ass (As If It’s Not Obvious) [The Dallas Observer]
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- johnnyhose - Jun 25, 2011 at 8:52 AM
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First
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- shorttracknews - Jun 26, 2011 at 7:08 PM
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Yeah, as in first loser. Never understood you people that get great pleasure on being the first person to comment on something, even if the comment is only saying you are first.
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- johnnyhose - Jun 27, 2011 at 12:34 PM
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Yeah shortbusnews, THIRD!!!!!
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- dtodorojo - Jul 14, 2011 at 6:25 PM
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Uh… Fourth?
