Wednesday Blogdome: Chubby mini-man fails at attacking soccer ref (video)

[Sports Grid]: A soccer match in China was interrupted yesterday when what appeared to a young child or a compact man rushed the field to chase the referee.

Aside from the comedy of watching a fan half the size of the players wipe out in front of a stadium full of soccer players, the only positive to come out of this is that the fan was fully clothed.

• Derek Fisher: ‘If they lock us out because we don’t agree to the most dramatic rollback in sports history, that’s [their] choice.’ [Sports Radio Interviews]

• 2011 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest odds, total Hot Dogs eaten by Joey Chestnut: Over/Under 60.5. [Bodog.com]

• Les Miles In Funny Sketch: ‘It Must Have Been The Shoes.’ [Outside the Boxscore]

• Record your own bicycle bell. [ThinkGeek]

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