This kind of thing is what they’d call in Seinfeld a “deal breaker.” Jerry once broke up with a woman because she ate her peas one at a time … could you imagine if she did this? Apparently, Tony Romo’s wife-to-be, Candice Crawford, grouped her 15 bridesmaids according to their hair color — Team Blonde vs. Team Brunette. It can’t be a coincidence that the wedding party is arranged by hair color in this photo from the couple’s May 28 nuptials.
MSNBC Today: A lone, brave redhead bridged the two groups. Ha.
All I can say is, red flag. Tony, welcome to a life of vacuuming the drapes, lavender bedspreads and purchasing art that matches the decor. There will be endless retakes of Christmas photos until everything is just right, which by the way includes matching outfits for you, your wife, 2.5 children, dog and cat. If you should somehow absent-mindedly place your car keys on your expensive granite kitchen countertop, they will be whisked up, sterilized and polished by a team of maids, and the countertop itself will be replaced. Your only hope is that your wife’s anal-retentive, obsessive compulsive personality will rub off on your actual game, but you’ll probably be so glad to be out of the house that you’ll be even more of a mess.
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Split hairs: Candice Crawford’s wedding ‘do hue groupings [The Look Today]
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- cleanslaton - Jun 15, 2011 at 4:31 PM
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While this post is really funny [more Cowboy bashing please], there’s one fact lost in the midst of how his wife is uppity: Tony Romo is gayer than 8 dudes blowing 9 dudes. He won’t father a child and invites the prospect of shopping for dust ruffles at Crate & Barrel in capri pants.
Also, where’s the wedding photo of Romo wearing a backwards hat? the world has never seen his scalp.
