It seems we have a new national pastime, for today, anyway. If the Mavericks are now America’s Team, the Miami Heat is the team America Loves to Hate. Dallas’ win on Sunday brought out our creative side: the internets are brimming with Heat Photoshops at this hour, including this rather amusing entry. You hate to see someone lose their precious like that.
I’ll throw more in here below as I deem them worthy. Meanwhile, let’s all count LeBron’s toes!
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while fighting over who gets to sleep with Lord Bath. #winning? …
- Dan Gilbert won’t gloat. He won’t gloat. The hell he won’t …
- Three-year-old Earthquakes fan can recite entire roster from memory. And will.
- Yes son, we are all confused and frightened by the Diamondbacks new mascot.
- Oh Hitler. Will you ever win?
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Panel 3 not suitable for children. Also, where can I purchase this goat Viagra?

