Wake Up Call: Stadium’s first-ever goal scored by guy in a cow costume

So let the record show that the first goal to be scored at KC’s Livestrong Sporting Park was struck by a cow. It was the inaugural game for Sporting Kansas City at their new $200 million facility on Thursday, but they could only sputter to a scoreless draw with the Chicago Fire. Finally, one fan had had enough, and decided to take things into his own hands. Um, I mean hooves.

If wonder of that was the same guy responsible for this?

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

Headline of the day so far: European Court Says France Needs More Hamsters …

• Wade, James mock Nowitzki’s illness before Game 5.

• ESPN’s Bob Ley reads Jay-Z lyrics. Blow The Whistle, yo.

• Wayne Gretzky’s son drafted by Chicago Cubs.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

“And by perfect, I mean an incredible waste of time.”