The most satisfying part of this ad campaign by New|Era is that these commercials will be traveling through space for thousands of years. Hopefully distant civilizations will one day receive the TV waves and be able to understand our country’s greatest sports rivalry, and how we deal with conflict (prepare for an invasion). Here’s No. 3 in the series, as Alec Baldwin (Yankees) arrives home to find that someone has painted the dog with Red Sox graffiti. Never have I been more entertained by the sentence “I don’t have a dog.”