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Reforestation of Wayne Rooney’s head is complete

Jun 6, 2011, 10:06 AM EDT

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Here’s a photo that Wayne Rooney tweeted of himself showing off his new hair transplant. The reforestation of Rooney’s noggin was somewhat bloody, as you can see, and must have been a bit painful. And too bad that it was completed on the same day that scientists discovered the “werewolf gene,” which could, says reports the American Journal of Human Genetics, soon lead to a cure for baldness. What rotten timing.

Rooney tweet:

Hi all there’s my head. It will take a few months to grow. Still a bit bloody to. But that’s all normal. #hairwego

What’s not normal: His taste in movies. Sister Act 2, third-best film of all time?

My top 3 films. #savingpraviteryan. #manonfire #sisteract2. Love all 3. Denzel best actor of all time for me. Who u all think.

  1. cleanslaton - Jun 6, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    In addition to discovering the Werewolf gene, scientists also discovered that Whoopi Goldberg causes male pattern baldness.

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