We’ve written previously about the hipster doofus who makes a habit of showing up to Miami Heat games wearing Uggs and an inappropriate amount of man jewelry. But just when we thought that he wouldn’t have the nerve to rock the femme footwear in the playoffs, he ups the ante. Behold, the Moon Boot.
Original from Italy by Tecnica — made in super lightweight materials, water-resistant and very warm!
Dexter has killed for less. I’m not saying that this guy caused the Heat’s fourth-quarter collapse on Thursday, but … oh hell, yes I am. This d*** caused the Heat to lose.
H/T JE Skeets.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while attending the toilet races …
- Sports Illustrated polled 185 MLB players to determine the top 16 most overrated players in baseball. This should be fun.
- Turns out that Giselle Bundchen can buy and sell Tom Brady.
- Washington Nationals racing president disqualified for cheating.
Once again it’s time to play: Reading Fan Totally Looks Like Gollum.
Found at Metro UK, this fan’s reaction to Reading’s goal that brought them to within 3-2 of Swansea had us thinking of the shortcut to Mordor and fat Hobbitses. I don’t trust him, Mr. Frodo! Swansea prevailed, 4-2.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
The talking eagle makes a lot of sense.
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- cleanslaton - Jun 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM
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Moon Boot douche is also wearing sunglasses indoors, although that seems more acceptable in Miami. I also hold him responsible for the Heat’s massive chokejob–in which case, Birdman and his merry band of hooligans need to pay this fancy boy a visit. It’s not wise to mess with how Birdman stacks his papers.
Also, the Reading fan bears a striking resemblance to Nosferatu [Max Schrek from the silent movie era]. I realize the reference is obscure, but so is that soccer fan’s face.
http://www.silentsaregolden.com/featurefolder4/Nosferatuscenes.html
