If this is on your bucket list, I’d recommend putting it last. Hand-feeding a Great White Shark may look good on paper, but there’s a reason they don’t feature them in petting zoos (see: Quint, Captain). Watch below as we hear the rarely-heard words:
“The shark and I had an understanding. If circumstances would have been different, I could have gotten in the water and swum with the shark.”
Farewell and adieu, to you fair Spanish ladies …
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
The news from Blacklick, Ohio: Mom Comes Home To Find Naked Man In Laundry Room …
- Report: Game of knockout is awesome [The Onion]
- Let’s give a big Off the Bench welcome to baby Weed Against Speed. Congrats! (Our gift was a smartphone with an eTrade app).
- Five tips to help you dominate in five family picnic sports.
- RIP, triangle offense. You will be missed.
- The five greatest moments in NBA finals history Legoized.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
“Well, time for Glee. You can let yourself out.”
