Joslyn James’ scary beach photo cannot be shown in its entirety. Also, she’s in a Ghostbusters parody porn video
May 27, 2011, 2:36 PM EDT
This news just in: Ex-Tiger Woods paramour Joslyn James, so long out of the public spotlight, will be appearing in (notice I didn’t say starring in) the new porn film This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX, which was released Wednesday. Produced by Hustler Video, it is available in a 3D DVD/Blu-ray combo pack. I thought you’d like to know that.
You may remember James from her post-Tiger Woods affair heyday, when she starred in the video porn opus The 11th Hole, which featured not one, not two, but six Tiger Woods lookalikes. But now she’s reduced to taking supporting roles. Ah, but she’s still a star: it’s the pictures that got small.
Meanwhile James took time to participate in this bikini photo shoot at Miami Beach. What it’s for I don’t know; but it’s just about the scariest thing I’ve ever seen (and I’ve been to Dodger Stadium). There’s several photos, which I will not link to … you’ll have to find them yourselves. But I’m sure it won’t be difficult. Still, I advise against it.
Suffice it to say there will be no fishing in those waters for the next several weeks.
H/T Ted Williams Head.
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- lewp - May 27, 2011 at 4:19 PM
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Ewwwww, just reading this story gave me the heeebie jeebies….I bet she is infested with some sort of animal that crawls on the beach and has pinchers.
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- cleanslaton - May 27, 2011 at 5:55 PM
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The promo line for ‘This ain’t Ghostbusters XXX’ should be: ‘It’ll scare the cum out of you.’
It will singlehandedly ruin 2 genres of film instead of unite them.
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- randysavage4ever - May 27, 2011 at 6:01 PM
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I know this picture is awful – but in reality Joslyn James is really hot…
I never understood why women who are as hot as she is even do porno…
Just use your looks and bag a rich man…