OK, I’m pretty sure that Harry Caray is whirling dervishly in his grave right now after seeing this fresh blasphemy. Note to guy from the rock band More Than Me: This may be how you wear your jersey in Buffalo, but you’re in the big time now, Mr. hipster doofus. Anyway, the band was invited (for some reason) to sing the traditional seventh-inning ditty along with a woman called “the original Hard Rock waitress,” and the results were both painful and amusing. Key lines mangled during the song:
“Buy me some penis and Crackerjack …”
“And it’s one, two, three balls you’re out …”
Yes kid, I agree.
H/T Timothy Burke.
