Wake Up Call: Is that a monitor lizard tail, or are you just glad to see me? (Video)

The Daily Show is a rerun, so let’s go over to TBS and see what Conan O’Brien is doing on … bloody hell. I’ve said it many times: lizard comedy is the best kind of comedy. It’s also true that sometimes those things have a mind of their own.

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while going through the McDonald’s drive-thru …

• New York Senate votes to approve Mixed Martial Arts.

• Planking: It’s spread to Taiwan.

• Dick Vitale’s modest proposal: Penn State should hire Bobby Knight.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

“Don’t worry, we’ll catch them. I’ve put out an all-points bulle … hey! Where’s my wallet?”