Sweet glitter mini-ponies! Kris Humphries engaged to Kim Kardashian!

As if you didn’t know, New Jersey Net Kris Humphries is marrying Kim Kardashian, which means we can now ponder the question: what will their children look like? Imagine kids with giant hands and butts: a new generation of players who will dominate the NBA for years to come. E News:

Just a week before Kris proposes (and two weeks before the world learns of the engagement), Kim again addresses rumors of an impending engagement. “I’m like, ‘Seriously?’” she told E! News. “We laugh so hard. I mean, I guess it’s flattering that they want us to get married instead of break up, so I don’t know.”

Of course the couple then celebrated their engagement in the traditional manner:

“Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” Kim told the mag. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”

Can a marriage between two people with a large disparity in hand size and a fondness for mini horses ever work? Who among us has never asked that question before getting married? You just have to wait and see.

Meanwhile, in a secret lair somewhere in the mountains, Reggie Bush is plotting his revenge.

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Anatomy of an Engagement [E Online]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries get engaged [Yahoo TV]