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Wake Up Call: Prom season’s coming up, you know

May 23, 2011, 9:00 AM EDT


I would move fast before all of the female bodybuilders are gone. Here’s Eulalia Santos of the International Federation of Body Builders, whose physique is certainly not chemically enhanced in any way … she toned herself with nothing but a healthy diet and the Suzanne Somers Thighmaster, from what I hear.

More female bodybuilders here, because it’s Monday and you’re single. Form an orderly line, gentlemen.


What you missed while making that tough decision on where to send your child to primary school


Well, if you’re going to make yourself a man cave, you might as well go all the way.

  1. goforthanddie - May 23, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    Not to be rude, but it looks like that Thighmaster smacked her in the face a few times.

  2. hamstergram - May 24, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    same outfit that woman was wearing that night in Scottsdale. You’re with me, elliptical machine