Arkansas Razorback WR Quinta Funderburk’s on-again, off-again love affair with football seems to be on again, in a big way. Here’s the haircut he went with to take his girlfriend to her senior prom, and it’s a shame this thing will be covered with a football helmet this year. Next time I go in for a haircut, I’m ordering “the Funderburk.” See you in 48 hours.
Hope that guy seated in the background hasn’t been waiting all this time.
But it’s not like this is the first time Funderburk has commissioned a wild haircut. Here’s one from his freshman year of high school.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
Welcome to Monowi, Neb., — population you …
- Finally, a remote that doubles as a bottle opener. My man cave is complete.
- Upon further review, LeBron James is very sorry for using that word he thought was perfectly fine 24 hours ago.
- Dennis Rodman’s jersey to be retired at nudie bar. Expect this to be the first of a national tour.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
You do not want to be a human pinata so close to Cinco de Mayo.
