May 4, 2011, 12:01 PM EDT
What, you didn’t get one? They said that all the smart, influential people were invited, and should have received it by now, and … oh. Never mind.
Actually I had to send my regrets, as I’m playing polo that day. But here’s what it looks like. And aren’t you glad now that you know Romo’s middle name is Ramiro? The nuptials will take place on May 28 at Arlington Hall, and the entire Cowboys team is invited (not sure if this includes Wade Phillips). Security has been warned to check for any large-busted, blonde women in disguise who may be trying to crash the reception.
Tony Romo to Get Married in Turtle Creek … Says His Wedding Invitation [Dallas Observer]
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