Week in Fake Sports: Philliebot sends lewd cell photos to Jenn Sterger

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This photo, pixelized for readers’ protection, is a shot of Philliebot’s robot genitals, rumored to have been sent by the pitching robot to ESPN’s Jenn Sterger sometime over the weekend. Sterger has so far refused to comment to the media, but Major League Baseball is investigating the incident, reported only hours after Philliebot became the only robot in history to throw out the first pitch at an MLB game.

This is not the first time Philliebot has been linked with controversy. The robot also recently sent several profane messages to fans on its Twitter account, one of which is shown below:

UPDATE: Philliebot signed by Mets in deal reportedly worth $8.1 million over four years.

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 ⇧ North Korea’s first College Football broadcast [The Solid Verbal]

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

  ☛ Here’s Skip Bayless’ Head Exploding After Making An Insane Argument. [Sports Grid]

 ☛ Selig to control Dodgers once he figures out how to turn on their computer [Tauntr]

 ☛ Realistic College Basketball Player Declares For D-League Draft. [Real Fake Sports]

 ☛ NBA Honors Chris Paul For Heroically Saving Ball From Going Out Of Bounds. [The Onion]

☛ McCourt: Selig Has Dodger Dog Envy. [eTrue Sports]

☛ Manny Ramirez Already Up to 675 Pounds. [The Sports Pickle]

☛ Top Ten People Least Likely To Buy The Dodgers. [Sports Show with Norm Macdonald]

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⇧ The Dugout: Luck be a L.A.dy. [With Leather]

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