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Dick Vitale raves about A-Rod’s package; disappointed in you for laughing

Apr 16, 2011, 12:21 PM EDT

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You’d think someone with the name “Dickie” would be better at avoiding phallic puns but alas, college basketball’s creepy uncle and diaper-dandy enthusiast Dick Vitale just can get enough of Alex Rodriguez’s package. It’s the best package in sports. If there’s one thing Dick Vitale knows, it’s sports. And packages. And damn, does he love A-Rod’s. Blows every other sports package out of the water, it does.

Apparently after receiving more than a few responses from his Twitter followers re: the double entendre he was unknowingly engaging, Vitale was less than amused. Get your minds out of the gutter, baby!

Hmm, A-Rod’s package being associated with the gutter? Where have I heard that one before?


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