It’s the gala April Fool’s Edition of Week In Sports Satire, featuring, as always, the best in fake sports news from around the series of chips and tubes. These stories are not real, but should be!
Battle your way out of the stadium in Part 1 of TAUNTR’s exciting new beat em’ up game. Keep your eyes peeled for anything you can swing at, take aim at a seemingly endless crowd of rabid fans, security guards, bums, drunks and more.
You have no allies, no teammates and very little chance of making it to next season. [Tauntr.com]
⇧Elvis sings The Bunker Blues [eTrueSports]
TOP HEADLINES …
NCAA schedules VCU for Final Four play-in game just to be sure [The Onion]
Shaka Smart Spends The Week Making Vindictive Calls To Ex-Girlfriends [The Sports Pickle]
Bud Selig Intentionally Fails To Notify Pirates Of Opening Day [Real Fake Sports]
Man adorned in white strikes yellow sphere with racquet of strings [The Giant Napkin]
NASCAR to ban drivers from texting [CapNews]
Professional Sport Career Allows Man to Enjoy Data Entry Hobby [GlossyNews]
⇧The Dugout: Goofus and Gallant. [With Leather]
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