Mar 29, 2011, 1:19 PM EDT
Of course he did.
Noticing that a deadly venomous cobra had escaped from its reptile enclosure, the Bronx Zoo snapped into action … and created a Twitter account for it (56,241 followers so far). Among recent musings by the errant serpent:
I agree with Brett Favre. Snakes should be set free!
Ha. Of course we’re assuming that it wasn’t actually the Bronx Zoo which set up the Twitter page … they have more important things to do, presumably. But the only Twitter account that the cobra is following is: The Bronx Zoo. So you have to wonder.
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