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Britney Spears’ son plays for the Yankees. Of course he does

Mar 14, 2011, 2:47 PM EDT

If little Sean Preston winds up on trial for a horrendous crime one day, at least he’ll have an excuse.

“Your honor, I plead guilty with an explanation. My mom was Britney Spears. My parents started me in Little League when I was only 5. They made me play for the Yankees. And … my coach was Kevin Federline.”

(Jury in tears).

Judge: “Case dismissed!”

It’s all true, by the way. Details and photos here. Federline, who is Spears’ ex husband, coaches the West Hills Yankees. What’s next, Charlie Sheen is his Cub Scout leader?

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One big happy family: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline support Sean Preston at Little League game [London Daily Mail]