Wake Up Call: March Madness and Charlie Sheen just go together

Kudos to Milwaukee for breaking out the Charlie Sheen fathead at their Horizon League tournament game on Tuesday. What better way to celebrate March Madness than with the warlock of madness himself? #winning? Not so much … Butler won the Horizon League title by beating Milwaukee 59-44. The Sheen fathead didn’t seem to bother the Bulldogs much at the free throw line, either, where they went 9-for-11. Oh well … see you in the NCAA Tournament, Charlie.

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while getting a haircut …

• Headline of the day: Madrid without Kaka for two weeks.

• Absent students get wake up calls … from Magic Johnson?

• Wesley Snipes will not be in Major League III. But never fear, Charlie Sheen has found a new Willie Mays Hayes.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

“The island is guarded by a giant turtle …”