We’re not saying that this is a doobie in the ashtray of Chad Ochcocinco’s Lamborghini Murcielago — it’s clearly a clove cigarette, *cough* — or that Chad was even puffing it, whatever it is. (Video of the car following the jump). But with the culture of suspicion such as it is in the NFL these days, shouldn’t you clear out any suspicious looking items when you take your car to the shop? Those Ocho Cinco floor mats don’t come standard in this model, by the way.
Vroom Vroom to You Been Blinded.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while watching the pirates lose again …
- Amar’e Stoudemire swats LeBron during Knicks’ win, resulting in overheated headlines in NY tabs.
- Your UFC 127 update: Penn-Fitch results in a draw … Bisping pounds Rivera … Siver def. Sotiropoulos? Seriously?
- Tip your cap this morning to The Duke of Flatbush. RIP.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
“Mommy says you’re my new Daddy now.”
