About Last Night: Gaze upon your new dog champion, America

What you missed while boarding your neighbor’s house and stealing his wenches …

• Hickory the Irish Deerhound wins Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Mr. Baggins was robbed!

• Meanwhile, Snoopy does not approve.

• Donald Trump wants to buy the Mets. If this means they’ll sell Trump wigs in the concession area, I vote yes!

• Where does the Duke-North Carolina rivalry rank?

• Sneak peak at the Marlins’ new, unfinished ballpark as they take batting practice.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

“Wham”??