Video: New York Knicks rookie Landry Fields fails miserably at selling his own jersey

Helped by the unexpected ascension of unheralded rookie Landry Fields and the acquisition of all-world power forward Amare Stoudamire, the New York Knicks have finally gotten their act together after many years of hilarious ineptitude. They have a record of 26-25, good for 2nd place in the Atlantic Division, which is incredibly impressive seeing that they still have Eddy Curry on their roster. Fields has been a defensive maven and occasional high scorer for the Knicks, which is great and all, but he’ll earn my true respect once he figures out how to successfully sell his NBA jersey as a floor attendant at Modell’s.

Following in the footsteps of fellow young stars of sport DeSean Jackson and Danny Woodhead, Fields traveled to a New York City area Modell’s, where he spent his time attempting to intimidate small children into buying his jersey, swatting shot after shot of a foolish young man who accepted a one-on-one nerf basketball bid, terrorizing people on the loudspeaker and admonishing an older woman who professed to be a San Antonio Spurs fan, all while never actually getting people to actually buy his jersey. At least now he realizes how awful it must have felt to be a New York Knicks fan for the past decade.