Good game on Sunday, so it’s unfortunate that my lasting image of Super Bowl XLV will be of Cameron Diaz feeding popcorn to Alex Rodriguez in a Cowboys Stadium luxury suite. It’s more fun if you look at it in animated gif form, here.
“Man card violation, No. 11, 15 yards.”
Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera says … ramparts? We don’t need no stinkin’ ramparts.
This would have been one of my least-favorite renditions of the National Anthem even even she hadn’t mangled the lyrics.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while creating an avatar of you as a sumo wrestler …
- Shoeless runner wins race at New Balance Indoor Grand Prix.
- The best Super Bowl parties are in prison.
- All the movie trailers from the Super Bowl broadcast. Cowboys & Aliens looks interesting.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Once again, Mark is peeping in the wrong window.
