We now know the identity of the brave internet chubster who snuck into an ESPN camera shot to inform a troubled nation that Erin Andrews is “hot.” He’s Sam Ahern from Lawrence, Kansas, and this video is going viral. Behold Twitter:
@CurtFletcher Can we expect @Sam_Ahern to enter rehab soon as his popularity soars? Haha, just kidding Sam.
It was the best moment of an otherwise less-than-noteworthy blowout win by Kansas over Kansas State on Saturday. The second-best moment? Digger Phelps dancing to Michael Jackson’s Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough. Um, you can stop. We’ve had enough.
And for the third-best moment, here’s KState’s Jamar Samuels and the dunk-that-almost-was.
Ahern is also on Twitter. Watch him ride his glorious moment. And check out his Twitter avatar. Ha.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while noticing the serious sexual tension at this retail development …
- Derrick Rose will not dance at the All-Star Game. Nope, nope nope.
- Kevin Garnett’s Band-Aid is larger than Hawaii; could become our 51st state.
- Torstein Horgmo attempts to become the first snowboarder in X Games history to nail a triple cork. No! You’ll never make it! …
- Sports headline of the day so far: Hooker overcomes illness, slaps Beaver 64-57.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
It’s no coincidence that all of Mark’s threesomes involve women with blue hair.
