At least your fantasy football failures won’t be remembered forever
Jan 16, 2011, 3:27 PM EDT
Courtesy of Deadspin (and originally from Omaha.com), here’s a fantastic photo of what can happen when you take fantasy football too seriously but still aren’t much good at it.
For finishing last in his 10-team league based in Omaha, Nebraska, Spud Mann had the misfortune of receiving a tattoo of the first-place finisher’s choosing– although considering his name is apparently Spud Mann, you could say this misfortune has just been the latest bout in a long life of it.
And, c’mon, a unicorn and a rainbow? How unoriginal. I’m setting the over/under on number of certified bros in that 10-team league at 9.5. “Dude, let’s put a RAINBOW ont here! EPIC!”. Yawn. It’s a pretty cool tattoo for a 9-year old girl though.
What do you think, Spud?
He wishes he would have had Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick on his team. “For the rest of my life,” Mann said, “I’m going to look down at the tattoo and say, I should’ve drafted Vick.”
I guess that’s better than looking down at it and saying “man, my friends are dicks.”
Better luck next season, Spud.
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Spud Mann Finished Last In His Fantasy League So All He Got Was This Fabulous Tattoo [Deadspin]
