What the … have the sports satire gremlins at Tauntr.com gone too far? I say emphatically “no” … but then I’ve never been known for my taste. These Photoshop shenanigans of course depict Brett Favre’s sister, Brandi, and the Brettmeister himself doing a little down-home Mississippi trailer park cookin’ (as seen on TV). Brandi was busted during a meth lab raid on Tuesday (mug shot here), and could be spending some time in the Graybar Hotel if convicted of the more serious charges. So Brett is charged with sexually harassing a Jets employee, and now this. It’s like the sequel to Winter’s Bone.
But there were other stories this week, some of them not having to do with Ted Williams or Dr. Phil. Let’s take a look.
- The NHL begins breaking out its Guardian Project team-specific superhero characters. Here’s the latest:
“Look, I just wanted a Whopper extra-value meal! Why the aggression? Ahhh!”
Well, at least now I know what happened to my missing birdcage.
- Lane Kiffin Bobblehead Shoot-Em-Up Day not quite as popular as Christmas.
- Ten-year-old Bill Belichick will haunt your dreams.
- Giant prop check + Cam Newton scandal = comedy gold.
- It’s every young boy’s dream to one day wear a pro soccer jersey with the word ‘Bimbo’ on the front.
- Look, I’m trying to lay off you, Philly fans. but you’re not making it easy.
- Don’t forget that beginning on Saturday, Auburn’s National Championship football trophy begins its triumphant tour of Alabama Walmarts.
- Finally, a video game I can operate with my pee.
- Marshawn Lynch’s TD run was so awesome it caused an earthquake.
Have a great weekend, everyone. And be advised that if the Seahawks beat the Bears, their fans are King of Everything, and the United States will be renamed the NFC West for the remainder of the year. And please stay tuned right here for Rob Sylvester on Saturday and Sunday for your dining and dancing pleasure.
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