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Michael Jordan mistakenly attributes cause of fainting lady to his own sexy excellence

Jan 9, 2011, 9:50 AM EDT


Ah, it must be good be the King (and forget LeBron, we all know who the real King is). The most recognizable superstar in the world, Michael Jordan is such a stud that he’s used to such a common occurrence as a woman fainting upon merely seeing him enter a room. Wait, what?

It seems that during MJ’s holiday in Anguilla, a woman fainted in a spa resort right as Air Jordan himself entered the establishment.

In a good sign of his compassion, and in on of the most confident lines of all time, Jordan reportedly called the front desk to ensure “the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.”

Only problem? The woman actually fainted while discussing her son’s broken nose with a doctor, and it was merely coincidental that it happened near the time Jordan arrived. I would say that this could be a humbling experience for Mike, but anyone who thinks Michael Jordan will be humbled by anything doesn’t know Michael Jordan well enough (or didn’t catch his viciously petty Hall of Fame induction speech).

No word on the condition of the woman, but we really hope she’s doing alright. Kids with broken noses is a very serious issue, after all.

Better luck next time, Mike…and be careful where you point your greatness. People’s lives are at stake here.


Michael Jordan checks on woman who fainted during lunch [NY Post]

  1. BC - Jan 10, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    I thought his HOF speech was awesome, actually.

    • thuaners - Jun 2, 2011 at 7:48 AM

      i agree, i loved his hall of fame speech :) it was true to his nature and great to listen to! anything else would have been phoney! :)