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Wake Up Call: Mmmm, Plaxico Burress New Year’s Day menu

Jan 4, 2011, 9:00 AM EDT

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If there ever was a reason not to flash a gun at a strip club, this is it. TMZ has discovered what it says is the recent menu for inmates at the Oneida Correctional Facility in Rome, NY, where former New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress is currently a guest. Chicken salami? White bread and mustard? I thought this was supposed to be prison, not room service at the Ritz-Carlton!

Also I think they might want to smuggle in an extra ‘a’ in the word ‘Hawaiin’ beverage.

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

Crafts fair gives out blow-up sex toys as prizes to children. Was that wrong? Should we not have done that? …

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

More sexual innuendo, then the dolphins and seagulls have a discussion about the weather.