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Ladies and gentlemen … The Heatles!

Jan 4, 2011, 1:06 PM EDT

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First of all, if you’re going to call yourself The Heatles, you’d better look like this. Otherwise you just set yourself up for a lot of ridicule. John Lennon got into trouble by comparing the Beatles to Jesus Christ (although that was a misunderstanding). Now, LeBron James is being criticized over comparing the Heat to the Beatles. He even called them “The Heatles.” Blasphemy! I’m burning all my Heatles records.

Remember that crazy Chris Bosh is Dead rumor? Yeah, that was something.

Hmm, is Dexter Pittman known as the Fifth Heatle?

Actually, this has all been done before. Remember the Rutles? Their hit song would work perfectly for LeBron & Co.: All You Need Is Cash.

Graphic by More here.

LeBron James nicknames Miami Heat ‘The Heatles’ [USA Today]

  1. BC - Jan 4, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Dexter Pittman is Pete Best.

  2. clusterpuck - Jan 5, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    Is anybody dumber then Lebron James?. No.