Look, I’ve never been much for NASCAR, mainly because if I wanted to watch teams of rednecks expel gas while going in circles for hours, I’d turn on FOX News. That said, there’s obviously a large, national audience for the sport that perpetually draws strong ratings and has made millionaires many times over out of quite a few good ol’ boys (and not to mention the occasional California prettyboy, such as the polarizing Jeff Gordon). But now one Andrew Murstein, a New York-based taxi tycoon and self-styled racing enthusiast (in addition to the new owner of Richard Petty Motorsports), has a plan to expand NASCAR’s interests even further– into the basketball-loving, NASCAR-averse urban sprawl known as New York City.
Gotham City has always been an attractive target for NASCAR or any other entertainment-based entity with dollar signs in their eyes, as the extremely large and centrally located population marks a beyond-appealing cash-grab opportunity. If for no other aspect than the sheer novelty of a NACSAR race in a city known for a driving license-less population, one would think a race could be successful there, at least once.
Forecasting the prospects for sustained NASCAR success in the Big Apple is a little murkier however– without the built-in audience of race fans enjoyed by most of the American South (and expanding parts, North and West), a New York City NASCAR track (and subsequently scheduled yearly race) might find ticket-purchasers a little harder to come by the second, third, and forth times around, short of a massive tourist infusion from the Red State region.
Murstein, to his credit, is not deterred.
Murstein was recently spotted having lunch with outgoing Gov. Paterson and NBC sportscaster Bob Costas at the Four Seasons restaurant, which jibes with a report…that he met with the governor last month to discuss his idea.
Through a spokesman, Murstein told [NY Daily News]: “We think NASCAR is one of the best and most profitable sports for investment. A track in or near New York City will draw many racing fans from the tristate area who now have to travel to Pocono” and “will bring jobs and tax dollars to the state when we most need it.
Ah yes, the time-honored tradition of selling folks on an questionable idea by promising job growth and development (how many jobs can one racetrack create, really?). Then again, it does make sense that NASCAR (and those representing their interests) would take such a political approach in trying to ingratiate themselves in the fast-paced, result oriented world of New York City, where you’re always either shaking a hand or preparing to grease its palm.
For the safety of everyone involved, let’s just try to keep that grease off the track, fellas.
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Taxi tycoon Andrew Murstein is revved to build race track in New York, bring sport to fans [NYDailyNews.com]
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