Wednesday Blogdome: The first soccer player ever to get a brown card

Gary Lineker, England’s career leader in World Cup goals and a British icon, is also a pioneer in other ways. Apparently, during a match in the 1990 World Cup against Ireland, Lineker shat the bed. No, really. Watch the video as Lineker wipes his rear on the grass, and narrates the fateful event that somehow went unnoticed to most of the general public for 20 years. As he says, thankfully, it rained that day. [Sports Grid]

• Charles Barkley Exposes Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache On Conan. Remember when we commented about Michael Jordan’s Hitler mustache? Well we did. Unfortunately we’re just a tiny blip in the blogosphere and only 10′s of our loyal readers were privy to this insight. However Charles Barkley was on Conan last night and he exposed the world to Michael Jordan’s odd choice in facial hair, which was seen in a Haynes commercial. [Ted Williams Head]

• Mike Leach Wants a Shot at Miami and Believes Jon Gruden Would Be In Over His Head. “Sure, I think a lot of people would. I think it is a great opportunity for anybody. They have got a great tradition and all the rest. A great recruiting base and you could do big things at Miami.” [Sports Radio Interviews]

• Picture Of Trump’s Note Scolding UM President. The University of Miami confirmed this morning that a note scratched out on a newspaper in which Donald Trump recently scolded UM President Donna Shalala for not hiring Mike Leach as the school’s football coach in 2007 is authentic. [SportsbyBrooks]

• This Just In: Dames Can Hit Half-Court Buzzer Beaters Too. Yeah, you read that right: chicks are draining game-winning buzzer beaters now. Here we have Roseville (MN) sophomore Jacqlyn Poss draining a half-court shot to beat Totino Grace 58-57. [Sportress of Blogitude]

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