Video: It’s official … turkeys hate soccer

Here we are at Tulpehocken Junior High, near Philadelphia, where a wild turkey objects to the soccer game being played so close to his turf. Obviously a lot smarter than his domestic, steroid-injected cousins, the turkey chooses the most indispensable player, the goalie, and chases him around the entire perimeter of the field. “Anyone else want a piece of me? Turkey Day, my a**.”

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