Look, if you want to name your child after your favorite team’s quarterback and head coach, more power to you. All I’m asking is, what happens eight years from now, when Drew Brees is playing for the UFL Sacramento Mountain Lions and Sean Payton has been fired? When that happens, little Payton Brees Blair here is a second-grader getting beat up every day during lunch.
But for the time being, all the world is Gerber’s Chocolate Pudding for the little tyke. His mom, Jon Lauren, says that her biggest annoyance so far is when friends spell the child’s name incorrectly.
Some people spell it “Peyton,” and, according to Blair, have even had the audacity to ask if the child is named after Peyton Manning.
“It’s a huge problem,” Blair said, showing off a second bib with the incorrect name. “Anytime anyone writes me spelling it wrong, I write it back to them in caps, so they know.”
If that’s your biggest problem in life, may it always be so.
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Drew Brees, Sean Payton a winning combination — for baby’s name [New Orleans Times-Picayune]
