Yikes. Pictured here in a get-up that would make Huggy Bear blush, actor and Hollywood “star” David Arquette went all out at Sunday night’s Lakers-Suns game, adorning a gold grill and purple-and-yellow afro to go along with his pajama-fied style. I mean seriously, he looks like Grimace at the Playboy Mansion.
Apparently uninspired by Mr. Arquette’s fashionable fandom, the Lakers lost to the Suns behind a barrage of three-pointers (22, to be exact). Perhaps the reason the Suns stayed behind-the-arc all night was to not get too close to Arquette? Jackassery can be contagious, afterall.
We’re sure that getting dumped by Courtney Cox will do a number on a guy, but by all appearances it may have been Arquette’s last shove into insanity — there’s not a reasonable person on Earth who would co-sign this look and it’s certainly not a good sign when Craig Sager himself would have to wonder what the hell you’re wearing.
Let’s all hope that David lands back on his feet. Barring the production of the fifteenth Scream movie, he can always find work in an off-Broadway play that re-imagines Prince as a caucasian pimp or perhaps serve as a real-life, living, heavily-breathing mascot for the Lake Show.
In the meantime, can someone please make sure to tell Ron Artest that yes, this time at least, we all saw it too? Hate for him to have to up his dosage for no reason.
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David Arquette wears attention-seeking clown outfit to Lakers game [The Daily Mail]
