How many times have you really wanted a beer, but didn’t want to invest the time and energy required to walk over to the cooler and get one? Not an issue for me; I’ve trained my dog to do it. But if you don’t have a beer-fetching dog, you might want to look into the Shoot A Brew. Yes, a cooler that shoots the beer right at you, because who doesn’t want a violently shaken carbonated beverage speeding at your head at high velocity when you’re drunk? The Shoot A Brew has a specially-designed cooler magazine that holds 24 cans, and a separate compartment for ice. You hold the remote control, and then the fun begins.
Not recommended for:
- Kids’ parties.
- Braylon Edwards.
- Mark Zuckerberg.
- Ronnie Brown.
- Batting practice.
Of course it’s only a matter of time before the great SEC football tailgate Shoot A Brew wars begin. Good luck, gentlemen.
Thanks to Fang’s Bites.
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while fighting crime with a pumpkin …
- England’s 2018 World Cup bid is in trouble. But wait … here comes Beckham!
- The New York City Marathon in 1 minute, 41 seconds.
- Nebraska fullback Tyler Legate has a legitimate gripe.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
This accident was so fascinating that the deer had to stop and watch it. Not seen: Raccoon taking photos.
