We all know that Lincoln’s beard won the Civil War, and kept us together as a nation. Now there is a new Beard of Truth, and it wants to save the Red Sox. Kevin Youkilis’ facial hair has a sure-fire way to get Boston back to the playoffs, and of course you knew it would involve signing more players with epic facial hair. The Beard of Truth, via Taunter.com, explains itself in animated fashion, below.
The Beard hopes that Theo Epstein will make adding more facial hair to the Red Sox’s 25-man roster a top priority this offseason, making a strong case for the team to sign free agent Jayson Werth. Youkilis’ beard also advocates a trade for San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson, in part to his pitching, but mostly because of his sweet beard. For more of Beard’s offseason tips for the Red Sox, follow him on Twitter
Can Sergio Romo be far behind?
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The Beard of Truth [Tauntr]
