True story: I DID see a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect. Sadly, one cannot say the same for Sleepy Hollow High School (NY), located a bit north of Tarrytown. Sleepy Hollow’s football team entered its final game of the season on Saturday with an 0-7 record, a big disappointment for a school with perhaps the nation’s most fearsome mascot, the Headless Horseman. But then, on the day before Halloween, the Horsemen stepped up and lopped that zero off of their record, destroying visiting Walter Panas High, 42-19. Christopher Walken approves.
Happy Halloween, you candy-hoarding miscreants. Be safe and sane out there tonight, and thanks for reading. In a couple of weeks, Out of Bounds celebrates its one-year anniversary. It’ll be a party. But we can’t afford hors d’œuvres, so we’re hoping to get a lot of candy tonight.
